when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
i think if you folded a pizza in half it wouldn’t be very easy to eat and i would not eat it anyway actually because i am lactose intolerant. but if i did eat it i would unfold it first because the folded pizza would be too tall to fit in my mouth unless i squished. also if i shoot a bullet from the moon and it kills someone in texas do the texas police have jurisdiction or do the moon police?
EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a “beta”. I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.
a lot of people have asked my opinion on the homestuck anime announcement, for some reason people seem to associate me with homestuck?? 🤔 I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little bit excited to see where they’re going with this. and I just hope it’s, like, good. it would suck if they made it super disappointing and terrible, but that’s also kinda par for the course with homestuck. other than that I have no strong opinions. just wild that this happened like. 12 years too late lol
i say 12 years too late but … if it’s good will that even be true? if it’s good won’t that just fuel a resurgence of the homestuck fandom unfathomable to us all? a homestuck fandom on… on…… tiktok *shudders*
everybody has one friend that was once a knight but whose honour is irreversibly soiled so now she wanders the wastelands in a tattered cloak and piecemeal armour [getting lost in the fantasy of a cool outfit] and a shield with a faded crest of a serpent coiled around a human heart and a longsword that was broken and re-sharpened into a wicked falchion [remembering that the post was supposed to be sexy] and a clouded darkness in her stormy eyes – but can she find redemption? even, love? [playing to my audience] and she imprisons damsels in towers
